Another Jocks and Geordies story I did is “Nicest”. As I mentioned, The artists get to draw the title, and I based this one on the opening credits to the classic BBC tv “The Good Life” starring Felicity Kendal. I can’t imagine any of the kids who read the Dandy will get it, but maybe one of the parents will. Still, was fun for me anyway. 
Here’s a screen shot from the opening so you can see what I ripped … er, paid homage to. 